This is less Jaclyn Smith and more Nicki Minaj. It’s like hot pants in tree form.
There’s a bit going on in this one picture. While my focus was on this pinata on the floor with a baloon attached to it, I forgot about the two people in the background at the jewlery counter that stood there forever waiting for somebody to come to the counter. They did know there was a call button to their right, right? Also, we now know who buys this:
Even though this doesn’t have much to do with Kmart, it’s still relevant to retail and the holiday shopping season. This year, #WalmartFights is trending on Twitter this year, which is just one step closer towards the end of civilization. It’s weird that people fight each other for the opportunity to buy something. It it worth getting arrested to snag a cheap TV? For some, I guess so. But much like a car wreck on the freeway, we can’t help but look, can we?
A civilized dispute at a Kmart store, courtesy of YouTube. Warning, NSFW language.
When you’re shoving, bellowing and basically acting like a depraved individual not fit for society this Thanksgiving evening, you may overlook some of the better deals hidden away in the Kmart Black Friday 2013 ad this year. But fear not, I found some great deals that you shouldn’t pass on when you hunt down those bargains at Kmart this year!
There’s a second Kmart commercial that again decides to take innocent phrases and make them sound naughty. See, saying “big gas” fast sounds like “big ass”, kind of like when you hold your tongue and say the word “apple”. The one above is the original, with the remixed version below. Honestly, I think the remixed editions should be part of their campaign.